Today is the Autumn Equinox, when the
length of daylight and nightime are equal, and from now on, it all
goes downhill. But Autumn isn't all that bad really, in fact, I like
it a lot. Autumn has an atmosphere and smell all of its own and the
lanes somehow seem more peaceful and still as the year starts winding
down, unless it's blowing a proper hooley of course, then things are
bit more energetic, but still.
After a couple of days of not feeling
so clever, a ride today was just what was needed. Setting out, I
often find the rhythm for that particular ride within a few hundred
yards, and today was a proper bimbling day – it was going to be a
ride spent mostly in the lower gears and in single figure speeds, and
when it comes to enjoying the back lanes, well that's no bad thing at
all. You ride the lanes to escape the rat race, so why go hooning
along them in a blur of piston like knees and pulling anguished
faces?
Forget training and KOMs on Strava and all that sort of
nonsense for a change, pick a low speed or gear and stick to it, and
sit back and enjoy the simple pleasures of riding slowly, that's what
I say! (it's also a good excuse for not being very fast anyway, but
we won't mention that here...)
The lanes this morning were utterly
peaceful, just a few birds and the crackle of my tyres on the gritty
tarmac to listen to – mostly. There were a few farm tractors out
and about as usual, and the ever present Crows kicking off as I
disturbed their peace, but days like today remind me how lucky I am
to live in the countryside and not have to battle the traffic and
white noise of towns to reach it.
It was also a bit of a wildlife themed
ride, as first up I disturbed some sort of bird of prey or other. I
looked up as I was passing a gap in the high hedge where a farm gate
is set back from the road, just in time to see it take off, bank to
the right, and soar low to the ground down the field and away.
Whatever it was, Kestrel, Buzzard or Hawk (I'm not up on my birds as
you can tell) it made a graceful spectacle flying so effortlessly and
silently away.
The ford at Boswiddle has only just reached the road, but will soon enough be much deeper and faster moving.
Boswiddle Ford is where I always upset
the local Crows. They always start squawking and screeching as I
approach the top of the steep hill which leads down to a small river,
and continue their barracking the whole time I'm there. It's a spot I
usually stop for a while, as it's a peaceful place (Crows apart) and
the sound of the running water is rather relaxing. The water had just
broken over the top of the bridge and started a narrow flow across
the road – slightly surprising given the rain we've had recently, I
expected to give the bike a bit of a clean ploughing through the
water there. Give it a few weeks though and it will be running fast
and deep again.
Another place I'll stop and take in the view when passing.
Leaving the ford, and the unruly Crows
behind, I came across the sad sight of a recently killed Badger -
wildlife encounter number two. Encounter number three came a little
later on in the form of a young Pheasant, I imagine the victim
of a traffic collision, but in this case, still alive, just. I did
consider breaking its neck but thought I'd only make a mess of it and
inflict more stress and pain on the poor beast, so left it to its
fate. It may recover, or it may fall prey to one of the local cats,
but that's life, and death, and the way of things I suppose.
Some Badgers are illegally killed then dumped on a road to look like they've been hit by a car. Possibly what happened here.
One very poorly Pheasant, but what to do with it? I chickened out and left it be.
Mind you, I nearly bagged a Pheasant or
two of my own just a few yards further on. They are criminally stupid
and chaotic creatures at the best of times, and it seems utterly
cruel shooting such dumb critters and hardly worthy of praise or
merit – I've nearly collected at least a dozen or so just by
cycling about the lanes and startling the darn things. Blasting them
to oblivion with a shotgun is just stacking the odds too far in the
shooter's favour I reckon. Go blast something smaller and faster ya
big bullies!
Anyway, there I was pottering slowly up a hill when
several junior Pheasants ran out of the hedge and up the road ahead
of me. All but one finally remembered they have wings and the power
of flight and took off, while the other dimwitted bird just ran up
the road, looking behind now and then as it went, until finally it
turned left into a gateway and disappeared.
But that wasn't the end
of the Pheasantry as the last wildlife encounter of the day involved
a much bigger example, and I reckon as they grow older and bigger, so
their brains grow smaller. This one went true to Pheasant form. I
didn't know the dumb blighter was there, I could've passed it by and
wouldn't have been any the wiser. But Pheasants don't really do
stealth, or hiding, they do panic and chaos and they do it to a very
high level indeed. There was a sudden screech and out from the hedge
right beside me on the left burst a bigg'un. Good job my bowels were
in good and strong order today, let's put it that way, 'cos I only
had one bicycle clip with me and it didn't half make me jump. This
one didn't leg it up the road though, oh no, it flew right across my
handlebars so close I could've slapped it on the backside, and then
crashed and kerthwacked into the hedge on the other side of the road.
Never mind dicing with fast moving buses and taxis in towns, we
country bikers have blundering brainless birdlife to contend with,
and at least four wheelers are predictable. One day I'm going to come
home, slightly dizzy, and wearing a dead or stunned Pheasant like a
fat feathery hat, it's as certain as Christmas.
Foresters have been busy in the Duchy of Cornwall woods near Trendeal.
The rest of the ride was thankfully
uneventful and very enjoyable, and I did break my self imposed speed
limit by having a fair old tear up down the hill on a paved bridleway
that used to be part of a main road. I'm only human and we all like a
bit of speed now and then after all, and I topped out at a blistering
30.8 mph. Chris Froome's team place at Sky might be safe for a while
yet, but when he goes out bozzing along on his bike he's not doing it
on 26 inch wheels and fat knobblies is he. Blasting slow witted fat
birds with shotguns or racing round France on lightweight super
bicycles... some folk clearly have it too easy...
More Duchy land, more logs freshly cut.
So Autumn is well and truly here, and
the nights are getting longer than the days, but it's winter that
really gets me down. Autumn isn't bad at all, the smell of rotting
leaves mingles with the smoke from chimneys as fires are lit for the
first time in months, mists hang low and the countryside is an
atmospheric and tranquil place to be. I'm quite looking forward to
it.
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